10 things I said today


top ten things I said today to my kids:

1.don’t eat that it’s a dog biscuit

2. no we can not eat raw eggs in Super Walmart

3.stock treating the furniture like gym equipment

4.don’t try to put a watch on the dog’s ear

5. no you can not climb on the counters to get your snack

6.please eat your dinner

7.candy is not something we eat at 10am

8.cookies are not something we eat at 10:20am

9. daddy is at work, your brother is in school, the dog is at home

10.please remember santa still has time to make his naughty list (why can’t we use that one all year round??)

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